The Moving Jaw Locks And Having Locked, Moves On

{ via consumerist.com ]

A guy goes into a restaurant whose gimmick is really really large sandwiches and on first bite sustains lockjaw. He is wisked to the hospital. His friend eats his sandwich.

No joke

This brings to mind the following comedic references, as follows:

Stuttering John on Howard Stern saying that he once yawned so hard that he dislocated his jaw.

And the behavior of lockjaw guy’s friend reminds me of Seinfeld’s Elaine at a movie theater, upon hearing her boyfriend was in a car accident, stops to buy candy before leaving to see him at the hospital. (They broke up.)

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Enough for the affairs of the world, time to watch one of the best shows on TV: Supernatural